And if All THe World Truly Did Hear

And they truly saw with their own two eyes, and believed with their own hearts, THEY WOULD TAKE TO THE FUCKING STREETS AND VOTE FOR BIRDIE FUCKING SANDERS! THEY WOULD REALIZE JEFF BEZOS, THE CEO OF AMAZON {ALPHA – OMEGA}, IS TIMOTHY OF NEW ORLEANS AKA, THE MAN ONCE KNOWN AS RAMA IN THE EAST AND JESUS IN THE WEST! AND THEY WOULD REALIZE THAT CHI WAS ONCE SIDDHARTHA GAUTAMA! THE PROMISED LAND IS HERE! IT’S BEEN HERE FOR THE LAST FIFTY TWO YEARS YOU LITTLE CAISTARAOMS! IT’S CONNECTICUT! IT’S NEW YORK! NEW ENGLAND! NEW DHARSOVA! NEW LAND OF IDEAS!

Blessed are the Nutmeggers, for they are the wisest of the states. And at one point, the wealthiest too.

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