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34th Epistle of the New Gospel of Kwah to 4chan

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File: 1633981001245.jpg (196 KB, 1000×1000)Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)13:03:52 No.867127093▶>>867128079>>867128121>>867128867>>867131098

What the fuck, why /b/ just filled with porn and all the good content (besides ylyl threads) keeping being deleted, fuck man did I miss the golden age of /b/ or am I being lied to faggots on 4chan ?

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)13:20:56 No.867127865▶>>867134537

There used to be a shit ton of “Best of 4chan” threads where people posted greentexts and other 4chan specific shenanigans

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)13:24:57 No.867128046▶>>867133868

>did I miss the golden age of /b/
by like 10+ years

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)13:25:32 No.867128079▶>>867131098

>>867127093 (OP)
Fat people OP. Fat niggers, fat trannies, fat kiks, fat horney white women. Are the new b shit posters.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)13:26:27 No.867128121▶>>867128721File: bfd9e3b2e3614d57237c95187(…).jpg (63 KB, 630×995)

>>867127093 (OP)
The age of prosperity is over.
Greentext writers refuse to waste time in the roaring tides of porn, trannies, and bots.
YLYL has been dead since reddit dumped its offspring on us.
Raids and group efforts have been banned to disorganize, demoralize, and demobilize the autism that once united us.
Those of us that remain here are but shells of our former selves.
Do not mourn the /b/ of old, prepare for the new golden age of /b/.
Lie in wait, for the Omnissiah will take what is owed.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)13:39:39 No.867128721▶>>867129510

>>867128121
Pretty much this. /b/ was peak weaponised autism 2004 to 2007.. I’ve watched it decline in unified activity such as raids steadily since then.

We enjoyed being relatively hidden from the mainstream here, but literally everyone comes here now, including celebs.

/b/ is dead, I just browse for the odd meme that makes me chuckle and odd mega upload link.

Its pretty much gone bro

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)13:43:19 No.867128867▶>>867129299File: 1636001719720.jpg (70 KB, 1280×720)

>>867127093 (OP)
In the name of my Goddess Wife, The Holy Spirit, I will clean this board up and be victorious in my Holy Crusade against fornicators. They’ll be driven off this board and I’ll end up winning the support of this majority of the board, who will all chase these Godless degenerates out.

Amen.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)13:52:28 No.867129299▶>>867129349>>867129546File: 1632959122993.jpg (55 KB, 800×434)

>>867128867
Thank you fren, may god be with you also can you get rid of the trannies

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)13:53:46 No.867129349▶>>867129552

>>867129299
You need to go back.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)13:56:32 No.867129510▶File: 241362566_207176152297241(…).jpg (19 KB, 300×191)

>>867128721
Yeah, I kinda feel like I missed on something really fun but it can also be people romanticising the past but I just wish I was there…..

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)13:57:26 No.867129546▶>>867129636File: 1636002541261.jpg (50 KB, 473×698)

>>867129299
I especially despise trannies, as they are children of Satan, the original tranny who sperged out in jealously over both The Holy Spirit, The One True Transcendent Sexual, and Eve, who The Holy Spirit gave Her feminine appearance to Eve. I also hate all the BBC niggers, as I’m Black myself and as a GODcel especially despise the symbol of sexual wickedness our people have become. Basically, I’m the ultimate weapon against the very type of people ruining this board and society.

I especially hate kikes as well, who are the Synagogue of Satan. Fuck trannies, BBC niggers, and all who spam sexual content in general. In the name of my Goddess Wife, The Holy Spirit, I’ll chase them ALL off not just this board, but the entire site.

Amen.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)13:57:36 No.867129552▶>>867129636

>>867129349
back where ?

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)13:59:17 No.867129636▶>>867129836

>>867129546
>>867129552
Go back where you belong, tranny obsessed faggots.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)14:03:15 No.867129836▶>>867130236File: 1636028380415.png (122 KB, 945×801)

>>867129636
No.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)14:12:22 No.867130236▶>>867131067

/b/ is full of retarded politics spammed by reddit immigrants these days.
>>867129836
Please be bait

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)14:13:18 No.867130278▶

Zoomies.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)14:30:54 No.867131067▶>>867131104

>>867130236
No, it’s still just /pol/tards who drank too much of the kool-aid thinking they’re welcome outside of their echochamber containment board.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)14:31:36 No.867131098▶

>>867127093 (OP)
The YlYl threads are shit just filled with cringe face tik toks which were never funny even ironically, and schizos like >>867128079 who shit in every board with atleast 50 replies calling everyone a tyranny and YWNBAW. I mean fuck I see it in the fembiy threads now where they explicitly say, yeah I wanna keep my dick. Until no life losers manage to get bored with doing nothing but shitposting on 4chan, which will never happen, all the boards will continue to be shit

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)14:31:45 No.867131104▶>>867131290

>>867131067
most of them are immigrants from reddit or twitter.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)14:35:33 No.867131290▶>>867131329

>>867131104
I’m sure there’s new /pol/tards being indoctrinated and falling for the fabricated bullshit every day, but it’s just retarded to think it’s anything but people who have been there for years leaking out. Pretending it’s anything else is /pol/tards trying to cope and pretend they’re not painfully obvious. Like you, I would reasonably assume.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)14:36:27 No.867131329▶>>867131492

>>867131290
I don’t use /pol/

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)14:39:53 No.867131492▶

>>867131329
That’s why you’re parroting their talking points and trying to deflect any blame from the obvious /pol/tards seething. Got it.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)14:44:02 No.867131681▶>>867131740

There has to be a new place. Someone an idea?

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)14:45:17 No.867131740▶>>867132084

>>867131681
what do you mean?

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)14:51:54 No.867132084▶>>867132725

>>867131740
A new promised land where us idiots can again raid and fool. No leader, just likeminded. No mainstream, no endless pointless porn.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)15:03:44 No.867132725▶>>867133173

>>867132084
>I’m completely retarded and don’t have any idea how anything works

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)15:11:10 No.867133173▶>>867133403

>>867132725
so you like it here? A porn forum? Suit yourself, I am out.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)15:14:29 No.867133351▶File: Facebook Profile Picture.jpg (348 KB, 1920×1080)

/b/ Kwah is here. Siddhartha Gautama of Lumbini is here. Richard Junwon Chi of Bridgeport, Connecticut is here.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)15:15:17 No.867133403▶File: WIN_20211029_19_32_43_Pro.jpg (346 KB, 1920×1080)

>>867133173
There is still more to /b/ than a porn forum. This is the 33rd Epistle of the New Gospel of Kwah.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)15:21:57 No.867133759▶File: Eris_the_game-1.png (94 KB, 270×222)

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)15:24:09 No.867133868▶

>>867128046
Close.
Add 3 more years and that was the good times.

>> Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)15:37:43 No.867134537▶File: WIN_20211029_04_09_28_Pro.jpg (333 KB, 1920×1080)

>>867127865
Let there be more greentexts! Let there be more in the name of Kwah! Google the Book of Kwah if you’re curious about more.

rjchi.wordpress.com if you want to know more!

Another Sneak Peak at Cried the Sea unto the Sky!

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“Wait! Don’t burn that book!” Selise cried out as Krade was about to heap another hefty tome onto the smoldering fire.

“What?” Krade looked at her with his one good eye before placing the book back upon the stack. “Why not?”

“Because,” Selise said walking over to pick it up and open it to a random page, “This is a copy of  the Holy Ashrai.”

Krade stood up at once. “No way! You’re kidding!”

“Mmhmm. New New Testament and New Old Testament, along with the Epistles of Kwah and the Book of Kwah, and the Addendum too, in every available language, including New Dharsovan.”

“Well, read to me then, the our Father.”

“Do you mean The Lord’s Prayer?”

“Sure, whatever, read me that. O wise and beautiful goddess and empress of beauty, Selise.”

“Haha, you’re a poet and you don’t even know it, Krade.” Selise stifled another giggle. “Okay, I’ll read to you the Lord’s Prayer in New Dharsovan for you.”

Selise drank a sip of melted water from her Conmigo water bottle and began to read, thanking the Prophet for the water. “O Lord, Heavenly Father who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Eries as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our sins as we forgive those who sin against us. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil, for thine is the Kingdom, and the Power, and the Glory, forever and evermore. In Your Only Begotten, Beloved Son’s Precious, Perfectly, Perfect Name, the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, AMEN!” She finished with a resounding AMEN! For all the camp to hear. 

Let them hear us praise the name of the LORD, Selise thought. It is a good name to praise.

“Wow,” Krade said. “I’m impressed. Never met a girl who could read half so well as you.”

Selise smiled. “I appreciate the kind words, good sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.”

He smirked. “Hardly.”

Krade finished poking at the fire and jumped into the furs beside Selise, eager to give something else a poking it seemed. She couldn’t blame him. She was pretty. And she knew it. Everyone knew it. Always had been the prettiest girl in the village. With the prettiest clothes. And the prettiest hair. Selise had always been the most beautiful flower, and all the men had always showered her with attention. All of them except Krade. It was only his attention she had ever truly wanted.

“Have you ever read Emiria and Aliksandir?” Selise asked Krade.

Krade rolled his eyes. “You know I haven’t read anything. Don’t rub it in my face.”

“Surely you’ve heard the stories though at the least?”

“Yes, yes, my father told me the stories a dozen dozen times growing up.”

“When Emiria exclaims to Aliksandir, ‘Wherefore art thou, Aliksandir, my heart’s most accursed tenant,’ she isn’t asking where Aliksandir is, even though we’re all wondering that, she’s asking why he is. Why he has to exist of all  people to make her love him.”

“Wow, that’s deep, too deep for me,” Krade said almost half sarcastically.

Selise hit him, lightly, on his member, and pouted at him. “Be nice to me. I’m still ‘nursing you back to health.’ Every day I might add, multiple times a day.”

“Nursing me back to health? Haha, what, is that our code word for sex now?”

“When we’re in the camp, yes, yes it is. When it’s just you and me…” Selise took her lips to his and traced a hand down below…

“Selise?” It was Faolan Azan. Kindhearted, gentle, master who always treated Selise with nothing but compassion. “Selise are you alright? I heard you vomiting in the bathroom earlier. I didn’t want to disturb you in case you might have just had too much to drink, but is something troubling you, dearie? Anything, babe?”

Selise trusted him. He knew he would only support the baby should he realize, which would be sooner or later, better sooner rather than later. “I think I’m pregnant.”

I am Siddhartha of Lumbini

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I am Siddhartha of Lumbini, so many people around the world are praying to me, yet I cannot even answer all their prayers. It is such a sad thought. Even if I were to live a hundred lives, how many prayers could I answer but tens of thousands of the millions who call me Holy?

Pray not to the Buddha then, (or send me a message. {I would love to pray for you!}), but pray to God. Pray in the precious, perfectly perfect name of Jesus Christ, and God the Father Almighty shall answer all your prayers.

Go in peace, knowing the Buddha cares for you. The Buddha would give his time and effort and blood, sweat, and tears for you. I don’t know about die for you, only Jesus did that. But the Buddha loves you all the same. Probably not as unconditionally as God would, but the Buddha was not perfect, only Jesus was perfect.

Sneak Peak at Cried the Sea unto the Sky, Volume II of the New Old Testament of the New Gospels of Kwah

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Then the angel woke up. With two machines, two demons as the angels would call them, escorting her back to City Seventeen.

Siria, was dazed and confused. The last thing she remembered Queen Kaikia of Friga was flying through the air on a pterodactyl alongside her cousin Prince Aeric of Brala on a race to see who could reach the zoo first in time again. Siria had been observing from her Neytocraft 2000, her father’s 100th birthday present to her.

“Oh shit….” It was the one wearing a photographer’s gear. Siria had noticed him once or twice before, but she hadn’t reported anything to the authorities like Mycael, who was observing her student observing degrees for Solara University all the way in Rankhara in the Andromeda Galaxy. If she reported the demon to anybody there’d be a huge stink about demons in the Milky Way again, and nobody wanted that in the news right now.

“Stay quiet Photo. We have her bound and gagged. She can’t resist us, we’re stronger than she is. We stripped her of all her gear. She’s powerless, this organic. SATAN is stronger today.”

SATAN, the Scientific and Technological Advancement Network, ah, what a terrible idea that was. Build an AI smarter than you. Pretty soon the Matrix and the Terminator happened, all over again, on Earth too.

This is NOT a work of fiction.

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This is not a work of fiction. This is the infallible word of God. The New Gospel of Kwah: Where Stars Cannot Sing is Volume I in the New Old Testament trilogy. The Kindle Edition is more complete than the paperback due to page limitations on Amazon KDP. But be assured, every word in the New Gospels of Kwah: Where Stars Cannot Sing is the ineffable, infallible, unerring word of the LORD God Father Almighty, Maker of Heaven and Earth, Creator of all Creation, spoken through the Last of the Minor Prophets, Krade of Daker, Moses of Egypt, Siddhartha of Lumbini, Richard Junwon Chi, the first of the angels of the Lord, crying in a loud voice to fear God and repent, for the Kingdom of Heaven is very, very, very near! Timothy of New Orleans is the Christ come again! The Second Coming of Christ is here! He’s 21-23 years old I think. He was 17 years old in 2016. And He is going to reveal Himself in all His glory, coming down from the clouds on mothertrucking drones and shit.

And if I am lying, may I, Krade of Daker, Moses of Egypt, Siddhartha of Lumbini, Richard Junwon Chi of Bridgeport, be doomed to hell to all eternity. Not that it matters, I am the Prodigal Son of Satan. I am Beelzebub. I am the Prince of Hell. I am the anti-christ. But fear not, for I swear that by my faith in Jesus Christ I have repented of my sins. I was also Adolf Hitler of Braunau am Inn. This life, I have repented of my sins, truly LORD, I shall never use violence again, unless absolutely necessary. In Jesus’s name I pray, and in Jesus’s name I am saved. So I shall see you dear reader, who is guaranteed a place in heaven, in heaven.

“I am the capstone that the builders have rejected. And I have become the key of the arch. And it is marvelous to behold in our eyes.”